22 December 2006

HOW DUMB CAN I GET?

Yesterday my mom and I took my kids to a waterfall. It's a mile and a half walk to get to the waterfall but they've paved it so it's awesome for the kids because I can bring the stroller. So, anyhow... I had my kids in the double jogging stroller (you know, the kind that have the one big wheel on the front). We came to this big hill and for some crazy ass reason, I thought it would be fun to jog down the hill with them. Not a good idea, let me tell you! It would have been fine, except that it was riddled with pot holes. I was going way too fast and tried to slow down, but then I hit one of those pot holes and the wheel in the front flew off the stroller and then the bars that held the wheel on hit the ground and the stroller flipped over, jettissoning me into the air. I did a complete flip and landed right on my face and skidded a good 10 feet. My kids flipped over in the stroller and landed face down. Luckily they were strapped in and the stroller has a bar in front that acted almost like a roll bar on a jeep. The kids didn't have so much as a scratch, but I broke my nose and my hand and got road rash like a mother effer! Pardon my language ;-) My hand and nose are fine... just a little sore, but they didn't break real bad. Actually I probably just chipped the bones. Anyhow... it's a funny story now. Hope I made you laugh!! Looking back on it now, it sure does make me laugh! Seriously, who does that? I wish I could have seen that from my mom's view point! If only there was a video camera present! She says that as I was flying through the air, one of my legs was straight out and the other was flapping around in every direction! HAHAHA! What a sight! I'm so DUMB!!! The funniest part is that not even 2 minutes earlier, I yelled at Kayla not to run down a hill because she was gonna fall. I guess I should have heeded my own advice!!! LOL!!!! I posted a few pics but I didn't take too many. Sorry. It wasn't the coolest waterfall anyhow!

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